Monday, March 16, 2009
Every time I see one of these advertisements around Paris (and there are lots), I think of a new pitch for them...
"Learn the language skills to destroy your own economy and possibly your entire country! Learn the word games you'll need to milk the most out of subprime mortgage backed securities and as a special bonus, you'll learn to create invisible money! In three easy steps! YES! I speak Wall Street English!"
I don't think anyone needs a class for this, it's pretty basic....
Give me your money.
Now go fuck yourself.
Give me my bonus.
It's not my fault.