Saturday, March 13, 2010


Yes, the English language school with the unfortunate name of Wall Street Institute has come up with yet another genius ad campaign. I really don't know what their original intention was but the first thing that comes to mind when seeing three people lined up with half baked smiles and flag tongues hanging out at me is "LICK MY BAAAAALLS".
I imagine the following conversation each time I see these ads on the metro.....

BRITS: 'Ello! You therah! Yes, you French people! Terribly sorry to distuuuurb you but we would like to inquire if you might be up for a good old fashioned ball licking, perhaps this evening? A right proper slap and tickle if you will! You see, we've brought along our cheeky little American ally heeeah and as we've most CERTAINLY been licking HER balls for AAAAGES, we thought it might indeed be a jolly good ham shank to lick some French balls or perhaps vice versa...

AMERICAN: Hi! I'm Janet! Let's lick some Wall Street balls!! Yaaaaay!!! Gimme all your money!! Yaaaaay!!! Oops you lost your house but I bought a new Ferrari yaaaaaaaayy!!! Lick my Ferrari yaaaaaaay!!

The following ad reads "How much more does he make since he speaks English? +35%!"
Does he also make a lot more since making racist Chinese eyes?

And last but not least.....

Great job, guys.
I imagine students are lined up around the block to get in on this.
(cue eye roll)


Gretchen said...


Shannon said...

Holy fucking shit i don't believe this. I thought the EXACT same thing when I first saw these & had to refrain from taking a picture of myself making lewd gestures.

You're a riot, want to chime in on a post I just put up for expats?:

How do I follow btw? no widgets lady?