Monday, January 21, 2008

DAY 26 - THE SMACKDOWN



"OH LO LO LO" ..... BAM! SMACK DOWN
"OH NON NON NON" .... BAM! HEADLOCK
"AIE AIE AIE".... BAM! ARMBAR

I got my ass served to me on a platter in French class today by one extremely animated and aggressive French teacher. Any notion I had of actually knowing ANY French at ALL was quickly thrown out the window as I strained and struggled to understand her and catch up to the other students who have been in class for a few weeks now.

Apparently I speak "francais de la route"(street French).
YES!
My self confidence actually goes up two notches when she says that.
"YYYYEAH LADY, DAT'S RIGHT....I SPEAK STUREEEEET! POW!"

Unfortunately, my "street" moves got me nowhere today. I just gots to learn me some more fancy moves to take these peoples OUT.

2 comments:

MaTaCo dot com said...

THOSE FRENCH BITCHES DON'T KNOW WHAT A JERSEY SMACKDOWN IS!!!!!!! BRING THE PAIN DAWNA!!! BRING LE PAIN!!!!!

p.s.- you're my hero.

sa race said...

Et zyva jvai te tremon menco on rlepa le french de la testree
Et un coup de Boule et un! ;)